Five-year-old Iziah Hall of Wyoming, Mich., called 911 to have a McDonald’s order delivered to him while his grandmother was napping.

According to USA Today, Hall asked a dispatcher to bring him McDonald’s but asked a local police officer to fulfill Hall’s request. The officer stopped by Hall’s house for an initial welfare check and brought him his meal. Hall told the officer that he would wake his napping grandmother mad and asked him to leave. Although Hall told WZZM that it is funny, it is NEVER FUNNY!!!!

Elysia’s Take and Recommendation: (Not to put you on the spot, young man)

I appreciate if no one would comment on my post because I do not want to be SHAMED over proper advice.  What this spoiled brat did was a crime; you NEVER call 911 for nonemergencies.  I am in the field of political science who has very strict rules in mind to maintain order and I would impose strict rules on every child in order for me to maintain the integrity and to set examples on how these rules should be followed.  The juvenile justice system should lower the minimum age to five years old (beginning of school age) because he should go to Juvenile Court because calling 911 to request a Happy Meal is a crime. There are never any Happy Meals behind bars.   The grandmother should have made him nap the same time she did and he must be supervised at ALL times he is awake and if she had to nap, she should have asked the parent to pick him up or asked someone else to watch him.  He should have allowed the cops to check on his grandmother for consciousness in order to be considered a good gesture by law enforcement and what they should have done is handcuffed him and taken him to Juvenile Hall until the parents acknowledge in person.  Since this is public record and his family knows now, I hope he’s punished.  However, I do shame parents who do not discipline their children properly.  If I were five years old and did something like this, my father would whoop my butt left and right and taken eating-out privileges away from me for several months.  If I were the parents, I would prohibit him from visiting Grandma for a year until she knows what he did is WRONG along with disconnecting all home phones and stick to cell phones protected by passcodes and never keep a deactivated cell phone around. Always donate, trade in, or sell your deactivated cell phones to keep out of reach of children.  Grandparents should always be on contract with parents to never spoil their children and to punish when necessary. Time out does not deter most forms of misconduct alone.  I also shame the state child welfare systems for prohibiting corporal punishment in schools, daycare centers, foster care systems, etc. because we are seeing more children who are out of control more than ever in addition to parents not spanking the children.  There are still good parents who spank children and I commend them.  My punishment recommendation for a stunt like this is a good ol’ fashioned spanking with loss of eating out privileges for six months to a year, make the child eat a very strict or vegan diet that prohibits the use of sugar, salt, artificial dyes/colorings, gluten, casein (dairy/cows milk, substitute for hemp or plant-based milk), starches (including potatoes), carbohydrates, processed foods, carbonated water, caffeine (including soft drinks, coffee, tea),preservatives, pastas and pizzas, anything considered junk food,  and GMO’S (including pesticides, insecticides, herbicides), etc.   Always shop at your local farmer’s markets for fruits/vegetables for your family.  I also would like for public and private schools to follow these same guidelines in school cafeterias to teach all children proper healthy eating habits, to combat childhood obesity,  to minimize disrespectful behaviors, to encourage more focus on schoolwork along with everything else, and to be respectful of other students who are diabetics, have food allergies, on the autism spectrum, have ADHD and other disciplinary issues, etc (everybody eats the same thing at the cafeteria table). Schools should also maintain gardens for the cafeteria (taught to students in all grades) so they would have good vegetables to eat.  Parents may want to establish a boot camp system to ensure that their children are being very respectful to them and others.  All children should be taught as soon as they start talking to say, “yes ma’am, yes sir, etc.” so they can properly answer their parents, elders, and siblings, and to be very respectful descendants.  There are also children who are controlling their own parents becasue they are not properly disciplined.  A parent or teacher, however, is NEVER a child’s friend because they have to place boundaries on all children.

I also believe that children should never own a cell phone nor have any online accounts until they reach 18 because they need to understand the morals of electronic communication including bullying and what to do if a friend is in danger, never to abuse others, and the financial obligations of owning a cell phone (including maintaining a job along with money to pay the bills). They should be mature. In addition, children should never make legal decisions until they reach 18 and should never date, marry, have sex, or even have children before they reach 18. Any child conceived outside of wedlock is considered an unwanted pregnancy regardless of situation. You must have full legal and responsibility in order to make these difficult decisions with your money, your body, and life.

My father always had to repeat my wrongdoings before we re-enter an environment where an infraction was previously committed to remind me not to do it again although it is repetitive to me that I get tired of it. It should also be done to every child to ensure that behavior never happens again, especially before using the phone to call a friend. Another thought, with the portable electronic age, no child should ever be permitted to use a phone at all to prevent illegal 911 calls. I do not think that anyone under 18 should ever be left home alone and a adult must always be present to prevent teenagers doing stuff behind anyone’s back. Every minor child and legally incompetent adult needs an authoritarian government system.

The states are also legal guardians of minor children (from ages 5-18) under the compulsory attendance laws, except the Amish/Mennonite traditions that their children must be schooled until the eighth grade under the Establishment Clause. They will punish a child by legal action if that kid is truant, displays very violent or serious behaviors, etc. You can say a parent does not have full control of a child from Kindergarten to high school graduation. (My common sense) It is getting to a point where “big government” will be everyone’s boss and no adult will like their rules.

Another point: if states want to control school-aged children, then they must build regional public boarding schools where all school-aged children are housed to attend school under one roof/campus. The campus should be fenced off to the public with athletic facilities, strict diets that I mentioned above, assigned daily chores with rotations, no access to electronics except for school assignments, uniforms where no student shows off skin with haircut regulations to prevent head lice and promote professionalism (with the exception of Pentecostal/Apostolic and Muslim females), dormitories with males and females separated and must be based on the child’s birth certificate, corporal punishment, they can go home during holidays and summer break, etc. The uniform policy is polo shirts, khakis with a belt (khaki skirts for Pentecostal/Apostolic females), no decoration except for boarding school colors/mascot, short hair (pixies for females) for both males and females that is easily manageable (with the exception of Pentecostal/Apostolic females who must pin their long hair up in a bun and Muslim females with hair pinned up/pixie haircut with hijab on at all times). Yes, Kindergarten will go through a boot-camp adjustment on their first week of school with Locks of Love donation drives at the school’s barber shop. As always, there are no weapons on the boarding school property and visitors must always be buzzed in at the gate and go through security checks at the door. The media are welcome to come film daily school activities to educate others with students’ faces blurred.

There are children who are diagnosed with ADHD simply because of the trend of Dr. Benjamin Spock’s book that discouraged corporal punishment and got addicted to these drugs by modern-day psychiatrists. If you don’t want your kid hooked on these dangerous medications, always spank his/her butt on every infraction. Children raised up to the 1970s are better behaved than later because they got spankings left and right and their parents always put them to work doing chores before the modern electronic age. Let’s go back to that!

I do get an anxiety attack and ticked off each time I hear a loud, undisciplined children. I also wish that a law would be passed so all legal adults have the right to spank children when the parents refuse to discipline properly with a report submitted to Child Protective Services. I do consider myself as a disciplinarian because I want to help set examples of following the rules and pass laws of implementing proper effective punishment for ages 0-18. I am glad that I am remaining celibate and never having any children because it is difficult to raise on in this dysfunctional generation. Not only that I easily get distracted by spoiled brats, it also distracts others, especially if they get loud in a waiting room while you read a magazine or meditate on what you’re going to tell the doctor.

I want to make sure that no child is unattended. If I am out at Walmart or other large public place and see a young child alone, I will ask, “where is your momma (or daddy)?” It is very important that I get that child back to the parent because that child must be protected from predators and registered sex offenders (including pedophiles). I had to help pick up a runaway toddler while traveling in Washington, DC, because the mother was overwhelmed with a baby without additional adult help.

My advice to single and other moms visiting the OB/GYN, please have someone watching your small children (and make your appointments when your children are in daycare, preschool, school) because they do not deserve to see your private parts (especially little boys). I was sent to Grandma’s each time my mother would have an OB/GYN appointment, so please keep this example.

Again, this is not a “happy meal” article.  It’s time to teach our children right from wrong. I have just explained proper parenting under big government with better ideas than true politicians. I have no heart for immature behaviors. Everyone must be taught to behave like adults.